Global Domination

NeonFly: Outshine the sun

03/08/11  ||  Lord K Philipson

I wouldn’t call Rising Records the hottest label around in terms of quality acts, but I have to give them credit for always sending us their crap for us to bash and destroy. I don’t think that’s the first time I say this. Whatever… “Outshine the sun”, by the way… Isn’t that like fucken impossible? I mean, as impossible as the fact that NeonFly can possibly be a good sounding band with a moniker like that combined with looks like this. You know it, NeonPenis stands a snowball’s (hehe, I said “balls”. Kind of…) chance in hell to succeed at Global Domination on a larger scale. Weak, happy hardrock lacking all kinds of… eh… balls? Yes, balls. That shit almost never hits home with us. Balls do. Not weak hardrock shit. I wonder if Rising Records will ever realize that we are actually a metal site. Not that anyone seem to give a fuck considering all the weird shit we get sent.

3,5/10: Some of the cheesy choruses actually don’t suck too big a cock. Only close. Balls. Close balls.

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